Stories from the mouths of children

"My mouth is watering."

"I can eat so much. I'm elastic. I won't burst."

"Funny, the sauce is too wet when the rice isn't in it. And the sauce is too dry when the rice is in it."

A member of staff distributes the new electronic meal vouchers to colleagues in the canteen. The children at the next table crane their necks and ask: "What have you got there?" Answer: "These are the new chips." Question from the next table: "Are they gluten-free?"

"You know, I'm afraid of injections." "Why is that?" "Well, I always think I won't wake up after the lactose."

"My dad, he's taller, even though my mom is older."

"That's my curly-haired uncle." "And the other one?" Answer: "He has curls too."